Start the day with a WHOOP-DEE-DOO!

when you have to wake up so early in the morning but your body doesn't seem to follow the orders your brain tells it to. it's like the feeling that you still need to rest more to get "charged" up for the day.

i woke up telling myself that i needed to take a dump. i didn't want to but i had to because i also had to go to school. so taking a dump would just start my day. but before that, i had to smoke. it's an everyday-morning routine. to bring back the smoggy feeling to my beautiful black, infected lungs.

i was about to go to the bathroom. but first, i had to lie down again. to groggy to take a bath. the cigarette made me feel sleepy again.

woke up again, went straight to the bathroom and sat on the toilet... and guess what?!?




i fell asleep

damn...

what DO you think happened next?

The Reaction

You get the price for not following the rules and stuff.

you know...

trying to get above the, "law"

well...

i did and i payed the price.

i knew that i was forbidden to eat shellfish.

but nooo, i had to try one myself.

so i tried eating shrimp again


noticed the word "again"?


means that i already tried eating shellfish.

but now it was different.

i had to eat some because it's kinda...

delicious...

i already had the sigh that my chest is like getting tighter. having a hard time to breath. and it all happened so suddenly.




what i just ate is trying to crawl up out of my mouth




i had to hurl. i just had to. but the first thing that came to my mind that it really felt like i was in fear factor.

Joe Rogan : YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT! FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! DON'T CHOKE! DON'T CHOKE! YOU ALREADY GOT IT! RELAX!



and i failed...

SHRIMP - 1
DAN - 0

The Driver Of The Taxi That Was Sleeping

To the driver of the taxi that was sleeping,




YOU JUST FUCKING PUT MY LIFE IN DANGER YOU ASSHOLE!




but it was funny... turning too sharp, stopping in the middle of the road. almost went straight to the sidewalk. geeez... talk about driving straight to hell.

what an adventure.

i was with igi that night.

igi to the driver, "manong sa shell nalang... manong... manong? sa shell nalang po manong!

good thing we got there before anything happened. hehe.

igi bought two beers, drank it at my place and we ended up drinking with joma while playing monopoly. we had a supply of hard drinks. hehe.

The Reunion

After cap and I went to Brencis' house, i thought of not going home early... so i thought

Maybe i should go to ministop to freshen up myself

or

Maybe i should visit a friend?

but then

I was already inside the jeep

so i thought

my closest friend near my house is Sasofot

but still

i had a feeling that someone IS near where i live

and then

i came to me.. JOMA

i then realized...

to myself, "tang ina ang lapit nga pala ng bahay ni joma ah! bakit hindi ako pumupunta dito? maaya nga bukas para makainom."

and you know what?

we were both surpised to see each other

it's like i lost my puberty and found it

to joma, "musta na? naaaks! muka tayong f4 ah!"

to my head, "oh baby, baby, baby, my baby baby (f4 theme song)"

joma : oh tang ina napadaan ka! tagal na nating hindi nagkikita ah!

to joma, "honga eh. ano na ba balita? blah blah blah blah blah"

joma : blah blah?!?! blah blah blah blah blah... blah! blah!

then i saw his brother named luigi

to luigi, "musta ka na? nagyoyosi ka na ba? tuli ka na din ba? takte umitim ka ah! sabi ni din ni joma top scorer ka daw sa soccer ah! naks naman! dami mo pang medals!"

luigi : gago matagal na akong tuli at hindi ako nagyoyosi.

as the bad influence mode ticked in, i had to do something

to luigi, "di nga? first year highschool palang nasubukan na namin ng kuya mo magyosi eh. tapos ikaw hinde? sige lang kuha ka na. sarap yan! yooosii!!!"

luigi : ayoko. masama yan eh.

to luigi, "kasama sa pag laki yan. kuha ka tapos libre pa kita ng yosi. smoke one take one! oh ayaw mo nun? sige ka. sayang.

luigi : sige na nga. libre naman pala eh.

to joma, "aba gago tong kapatid mo joma ah! bata bata nagyoyosi na.

joma : onga eh. tarantado yan eh. yosi ng yosi.

so then. we talked and laughed and played monopoly..

i lost miserably

i only got boardwalk, park place, baltic, the other part of it.

the word L O S E R

spelled itself in my head again.

I just ran out of cigarettes...

just when i needed it the most

HEY friends! let's drink again!

drink again...

drink again..

drink again.

Tried friendster and you know. it's okay...

Thanks CAP for being my first friend on friendster. libre kita inom. iinom tayo sa tuesday. akong bahala! bawi ako sayo kasi hindi tayo naka-minom nung sabado.

Tuesday, May 11? tama diba?

Then we drink again on wednesday!

Lime Post anniversary!!!

drink again...

drink again..

drink again.

wala lang... sana hindi maudlot. teks nalang kita cap now na! Tuesday na kasi ngayon eh. Eksakli tu-porty ey-em. Bumoto ka ba?

SAMA KAYONG LAHAT! MASAYA UMINOM!.. maslalo na kung marami kang problema sa mundo. makakalimutan mo lahat ang mga bagay na hindi mo malimulimutan. gagaan loob mo kahit sa sandaling panahon lang. pero okay na yun.


aaahh... don't forget! danisanidiot@hotmail.com
be a friend... like me!

This is fucked up




I wish our almighty God would just do a wrong calculation and make a reaction that would actually kill me.



i wish it's my time...

a whoop-dee-doo on that

OH MY GO...




I'm on friendster mode!




aaahh... *danisanidiot@hotmail.com (cough! cough!)

The Best Thing That Happened Today!!

"Joey, pull my finger!"

Joey pulls my finger


* f a r t *


HOW EXITING IS THAT?!?

bet you never experience that.

*laughs like an idiot